Black Business Fail: No Service, No Food, And No Respect!

From episode: Black business fail

went to a black business today And I'm gonna play the clip for you of Ebony And her experience, me and her experience to this restaurant Now she had a horrible experience But I didn't understand why she was so upset Until we left And until I went back today Should've not walked in that door, should've been good mornin' How are you today? Just wanna let you guys know, we not servin' people Let us know what you're not servin' There's no reason somebody should be walkin' here gettin' they hopes up But somethin' else that you're not servin' And you're not makin' it the weird to the customer But why I couldn't get nothin' Fuck that shit Fuck black lives matter They ain't gettin' none of this money They ain't gettin' none of this first - I coulda got some fish and grits I ain't want no damn peach cobbler over it Fuck the fish and grits I coulda got some Fuck them fish and grits, Wolf I'm tellin' ya, that just saved your fuckin' life Fuck them fish and grits How could I sit down and let in You see how everybody lookin' at us when you like Fuck them When you said You made me look like a herb too, man You was like, you ain't orderin' nothin' Like I ain't no man You are a man, Wolf But it was just for my love You wanna order fish, right? They would've been like, oh, we just served our last grits When the fuck was y 'all gonna say nothin'? Now the boy want fish and grits And ain't nobody sayin' Now he don't want no fish still with it Like you get - It's just the black community It's just It's just like we just We've learned so much, but we're still lost, you know? We want our own shit But we still don't know how to manage our own shit Remember in life, the movie It's like, I don't wear no car, man What? I don't wear no home, man What? Nigga, when you said on somethin', what you said on it? I get gritty, you know what I'm talkin' about I didn't have a plan B Right I was speakin' like, oh shit Like, and you hit me with the fuck You better say somethin' next Fuck, it's a go What? This bitch gon' greet me with the Oh well, got that today I said, is you playin' right now? That should've been the first thing from my home If I was to go apply to you, I'm takin' everybody's job Cause you know why? Nigga, I'm keepin' that shit in book Listen, listen, we do not have this today I don't want you guys to try to order it And not be aware of it We're not servin' it today But is there anything else I can get you? He need to have fuckin' Two pounds ready, 10 % off, ready Two or three dollars off It goes a long way That means you have the opportunity For that person to come back I'm not comin' back to this shit Cause of no oatmeal? Cause of the oatmeal It's the principle of the situation If I go to another part of the town And there's a white -owned business They're gonna have fuckin' oatmeal Probably eight different flavors of fuckin' oatmeal Why don't you have one of your best -selling things available? Think of the money walkin' out the door If you wouldn't let $20 walk out the door Look at me, a $20 bill fly out the door When the door opens Why would you let me walk out the door with $20? Why would you let me, my $20 plus your $20 $50 just walked out the door in a tick? And it's weird because the girl That didn't serve my friend that day She was multitasking doing other things She forgot to check on us To see if we all had our food So her first reaction was She's pissed now because she's not getting the tip The order she put in got canceled So now she's like, fuck, nigga that's you, baby Stick to what you know And it ain't multitasking