A Man's Intuition Is On a Whole Different Level

From episode: Nappy vs. Whipped Cream (married men)

have this thing called a gut feeling when something's about to go wrong. For example, right? And they call that women's intuition. Women's intuition. I'm about to say women's intuition. But men have it in a whole different level than women do. For example, my wife and I, we went to the Big E, right? She puts on the GPS and she's following the GPS turn for turn, ending up in traffic. Me being a bus driver and me in my occupation, I kind of have a feeling of how the routes are ways to go. I did one thing where I took one right turn away from traffic just to go around and still end up on the highway. And she's like, how did you do that? Because you're a man. That's all. That's all I'm saying. I'm a man. That's all. I'm just saying. Women, they have this thing where we think about the big picture where women, they could be very narrow -sided. I'll say that. Nice way of putting it. And where I'm pretty sure you guys - I can take that. I like that. I'm pretty sure that you guys, being men who were in relationships, who were like, all right, this is due. This is due. That's due. This has got to get taken care of. And she's, oh, I got all these 50 million bills. This, that, and the third. And you're like, all right, you know what? We're going to take care of this. We're going to take care of that. That's okay because it's going to be late by two weeks, but it's okay because we've got money coming in next month. And we good. We just think faster. We think clearly. We look at the bigger picture. We don't get overwhelmed like women do. We take a step back. We look at the big picture. Women, they're splendid. They're mighty. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Scatter brains. Scatter brains. We have to be the rock. Exactly. In all of that thinking and all of that stuff. That's why we have to make the last decision. What? Okay. So this is what I don't get. You guys, long term marriages, what are you talking about? You don't have feelings. You don't worry about it. Your feelings. What is that? You can't. I was married and I had my feelings. She knew about my feelings. And that's why you're single now. Jesus. Probably Jesus. No, no, no, no. But you didn't say it was time to hit the nail on the head. Happily single. No, happily is happily single. April fools. Shit. That's what it is. It's like shit. Gotta. Gotta. Gotta. Gotta get done. Shit. Gotta get done. It don't matter if you hurt. It don't matter if you mad at this motherfucker. It don't matter if the kids is bad. The sneakers. You still gotta buy them sneakers. She still need things too. My wife need shoes. My kid need clothes. Come on, seven. What is that? I'm sorry. I'm going through it. What is that? What is that? Happy wife, happy life crap. Yes. What is that? It means you gotta make sure she's happy enough. What about you? Let me explain. You gotta make sure she is happy enough. I'm a 27 year old nigga that's just getting into a relationship. It's telling me. Let me explain. I'm trying to put you on. I'm just listening. I'm just listening. Dude, my teacher. Wait. Do you understand our certainty? I just listen. How long have you been married? It's about nine years. Nine years. How long did you marry? I don't know. It was quick. I'm going on 22. I'm over two decades, brother. Mm -hmm. I'm just listening. Go ahead. I'll tell you my idea behind it, right? I have to make sure that my fiance is happy so she can get out of my hair long enough for me to do the things I want to do so I can be happy. For example, she likes to house clean. Something like you were saying. You know? For example, she likes to house clean. She likes certain things done a certain way. She likes the toilet seat put down. She likes... You know what I mean? I don't need to... So are you cleaning the house and putting the toilet seat down? No. I said... What is she doing? What is she doing? She's keeping it clean. She's maintaining it clean. She's doing all the things that she wants to do and all her womanly needs and all that good stuff is taken care of.